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Lifeinvader Stock Soars After New 'Privacy' Feature Shares Everything

Investors thrilled as the platform now broadcasts your thoughts before you think them.

Weazel Staff · 1 hr ago

Lifeinvader shares jumped 400% after CEO Jay Norris unveiled a feature described as 'aggressively transparent.'

Analysts at Maze Bank call it 'a bold step backwards for humanity, and a great buy.'

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