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Vinewood Sign Letters Stolen Again — LSPD 'Looking Into It'
Third time this month. Residents report seeing a large 'W' strapped to a speeding Sanchez.
READ STORY ↗02Lifeinvader Stock Soars After New 'Privacy' Feature Shares Everything
Investors thrilled as the platform now broadcasts your thoughts before you think them.
READ STORY ↗03Shark Spotted Off Del Perro Pier Demands Agent
Marine life increasingly seeking reality TV deals, experts warn.
READ STORY ↗04Freeway Pileup Involving 47 Cars and One Very Confident Tow Truck
Commuters on the Del Perro Freeway advised to simply give up.
READ STORY ↗05Mayor's Approval Rating Hits Record Low of 'Who?'
Most citizens unable to name the mayor, the city, or the year.
READ STORY ↗06Burger Shot Unveils Triple-Meat Heart Stopper Deluxe
Cardiologists across San Andreas brace for a busy weekend.
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